October 30, 2010
drunk.
Have you ever noticed that when men are drunk they tell the truth? They say what is on there mind and it could be good or bad. While someone is drunk they can change someone's life forever; whether it's good or bad they still changed it. As a child you could have almost been raped by a best friend's drunk father. You could have seen something that you weren't suppose to see. You could have found out what you are best at and how people think you will succeed. All of the things mentioned have happened to me. I wouldn't say that you should or shouldn't be around people that drink heavily. I like being around drunk people even though i could possibly get hurt. The guys that i know that get drunk are smart when they are drunk. They. Teach me things about myself that would never have known. I would rather listen in on a drunk person's conversation than go with the used to be best friend to a party that is being thrown for no reason. I would learn more from the drinkers than i would from my friends. Most of the time drunk people will be straight up honest with you and that could be good or bad. I find even the bad stuff to be good. I enjoy knowledge. I enjoy listening. I enjoy honesty. <3(: , Andreaaa
what a shitful crappy past i have. haha.
All I've ever wanted was to feel loved, adored, needed, respected. I rarely get any of those things. My family is broken, Guadalupe (my mother) is a stupid whore and she is the reason for the broken family. My step-dad/birth father of my half-brother, which Guadalupe will not admit, lives somewhere in Arizona, I think. My dad is my hero, he will never leave me and my sister, he promised. Plus, he still loves the crazy bitch after she cheated on him. My godmother is also divorced with custody of her 2 kids. My godfather is also divorced without custody of his daughter, whom I have never met, he's been in jail many times and is being given a last chance to stay in the u.s. Guadalupe has a big family, I don't even know some of my aunts and uncles, and even less, my cousins. I've had to grow on my own, matured. Guadalupe worked all day, no really father figure, atleast not my pussy step-dad. pervert? Yup that was me ;). I've been a smoker, cigs were my thing. Drinker? Hell yeaa! No longer a virgin, sex was my release for a while. i was almost raped, one the worst things any girl can experienced. Molested by my ex-best friend's dad. Guy friends see me as a pair of big boobs that dont mind being handled a way, when it actually makes me feel disgusting. I watched Guadalupe get hit when I was young. Saw the cops take my papi away. I have trust issues and confidence issues. I suffer(ed) from depression. I have thoughts of suicide, tried it once and I scared the shit out of myself. I can't stay with one guy for a long time, though I want to. I like dicks and boobs, guys and girls. most people don't get me, hell!, I don't even know myself. I want someone to figure me out and let me know what they find. I am a wreck. Haha.
October 26, 2010
October 25, 2010
If you could instantly become fluent in another language, which language would you pick?
Latin(:
it'd make everything easier.
When you were a kid, what did you want to be when you grew up?
i wanted to be either a firefighter or a ballerina (:
October 24, 2010
September 17, 2010
September 11, 2010
Jean-Claude Gendarme
Jean-Claude Gendarme
So kiss me quick and squeeze a can
the summer’s here now make a plan.
Decide on continental sands
load kiddies, cousins, dogs and gran
into an ancient caravan
plus camping gas and tinny pans
then loudly praise your air con fans
look forward to the autobahns
but I beg you beware one man
it’s said he roams the Gallic land
where leggy ladies dance can cans
half Depardieu, half Jackie Chan …
At roadside aires outside Dieppe
he waits to give the tourists gip
with soggy roll-up on his lip
and a firm grip
it’s Jean-Claude Gendarme.
You’d better come a bearing cash
or he might kick your ros-bif ass
his temper even dwarves his tashe
and it’s a massive tashe
Jean-Claude Gendarme.
His va va vroom is overplayed
he makes Le Pen look rather staid
on human rights he’s slightly vague
call the Hague!
on Jean-Claude Gendarme.
It’s au revoir when his car hones in
your holiday will need postponing -
they say he still believes in stoning.
Good moaning!
Jean-Claude Gendarme.
Cos you forgot your hi vis jacket
this journey’s costing you a packet
you wish you’d braved the Cornish traffic
and home spun fascists
not Jean-Claude Gendarme.
Jean-Claude Gendarme, the garlic dalek:
he’ll spoil your trip away.
Your mother tongue? Jean Claude don’t parle it,
so bring on your Franglais:
Salute! j’ai … Left … Lefte? … J’ai lefte
Mon passport a mon maison
Je suis de sole
Esq-a maintenance Je … leave? Please? Petetra.
All nonchalant at your car door
he spits and quips Mais non Monsieur.
Jean-Claude you lost me at Bonjour!
Ne pas encore!
Up yours Delores!
Jean-Claude Gendarme.
They don’t dole out the karma free
at tourist town gendarmeries
his sense of humour’s tres petit.
C’est ne pas Paris!
Jean-Claude Gendarme.
From 12-4 he takes his luncheon
but otherwise the law’s his function
Are you pleased to see me or is that a truncheon?
It was a truncheon.
Jean-Claude Gendarme.
All five foot three with horn-rimmed specs
I doubt he gets beaucoup de sex
Napoleon weren’t that complex
I suspect
Jean-Claude Gendarme.
A man of which much more is less
he snaps on gloves and says Undress
next year I’m going to Skegness.
Mais Yes!
Jean-Claude Gendarme.
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September 05, 2010
❝ She’s the girl that has a few best friends & doesn’t need anymore, the girl that laughs the hardest at her own jokes. She’s the girl that will hang up on you, but then call you right back & say sorry. She’s the girl who will never leave your side when you need her, the girl who will go out of her way to cheer you up. She’s the girl who never sleeps without her teddy bear by her side, she’s the girl who says she isn’t ticklish, but really is. She’s the girl who will not give up on you if she really believes in you. She’s the girl who believes in loving somebody forever. ❞
(via caexo)
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